When I was out on my most recent walk, Ian and I encountered a herd of Satanic cows, intent on blocking our path and defeating us in our goal of reaching Crail. However, using our combined intellects, we were able to outfox and outwit the cows. Just.
In true "Blair Witch" style, some really shaky camera-phone video footage of the incident was captured, and indeed, posted to Facebook. Who promptly deleted it. However, the idea to link to it from here occurred to me, so I have!
Ladies and gentlemen of my readership, prepare to hide behind cushions, curtains, sofas or indeed, your other halves as you encounter (insert 'Twilight Zone' music here)... Cowpocalypse II - The Lowing!